Joke of The Day!

A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend
coming.

•GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled
"DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.

•BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

•GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take
the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie.

•BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL
YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...

•GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;

•DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of
them?

•GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.

•DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the
table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!

And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by wole
soyinka.